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Sunday, December 19, 2010

chortle

the other day i woke up and the first thought/word that popped into my mind was 'chortle'. my next thought: well that has to be my absolute LEAST favorite word. e.v.e.r. chortle. what the fuck is chortle?! i mean, come on. ironically, every definition of 'chortle' includes the word glee. see, even my subconscious is a pessimist. that's talent. or maybe just congruency at its finest. stupid damn word. and of course, as always happens to me, i come across this word THREE times that day. not just once, or twice. but THREE times. how the hell does that happen?!

CHORTLE

stupid fucking word. i thought maybe if i changed it's font color, it might be a little more tolerable. i was wrong.

carry on.

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